I’m all about trying to keep things simple – that’s even the tag line for this site.

So I have to wonder when I see a popular link circulating on the internet:

Simple Living Manifesto: 72 Ideas to Simplify Your Life

  • Did they really get that list down to the core?
  • Are there really 72 steps for simplicity?
  • Should I take advice from anyone who can’t think any more critically than this?

Some of these are funny by themselves:

  • Create a simplicity statement
  • Eat slowly
  • Streamline your life
  • Find inner simplicity (does this involve untangling my intestines?)

Some are funny in tandem:

  • Do what you love
  • Spend time with people you love (not to be confused with the above)
  • Spend time alone

  • Create a simple system for housework
  • Make your house minimalist (which cuts down on the need for housework)

  • Limit your communications
  • Keep your e-mail inbox empty (which works nicely with the previous one how?)

  • Consider a smaller car
  • Try living without a car

  • Reduce your consumption of advertising
  • Read Walden, by Thoreau (AH! Advertising!)
  • Read Simplify Your Life, by Elaine St. James (AH! Advertising again!)

  • Simplify your online life (Now, this is good. Use RSS feeds to me more efficient…)
  • Simplify your RSS feeds (ACK! Damn!)

  • Carry less stuff
  • Learn to pack light (Which is different, how, exactly?)

  • Establish routines
  • Use a minimalist productivity system (Which is different than a routine, how, exactly?)
  • Create morning and evening routines (Wha?)
  • Create a morning writing ritual (Wha Wha?)

You know, I could buy this if the writer actually sat down and tried to put some actual structure into this. Many of these points could easily fit as sub-points in bigger buckets. Unfortunately, this is the sort of blog post title that attracts links and interest. Insert your own favorite simile. Ultimately, If I want 72 steps, I’ll watch 1.846 Hitchcock movies or join six addiction support groups.[tags]Ike Pigott, Occam’s RazR, productivity, simplicity[/tags]