Isaac, I’m sure I’m not the first person to tell you this — but I expect you to be collecting all of these and then self-publishing them into a digest, book, or booklet.
Next thing you know — and I kid you not — we’ll be seeing RSS feeds for Occam-isms in Gmail.
My hope is that one day, some publicist will find these quotes, and try to steal one for a celebrity to use in Reader’s Digest. Then, an army of loyal Occamites will blitz the media with complaints of theft, and I will be counter-sued.
Then I can go on Oprah, tell my story, and publish a fake autobiography about not being on her show.
It’s a crazy business model, but there’s not a lot of competition there.
"If Ike Pigott was Jewish, lived in Canada and wrote songs he would be the Leonard Cohen of PR bloggers." - Mark Rose, editor, PRBlogNews
"I shave with Occam's Razr every morning. Its triple-headed action shears those pesky whiskers that hamper my communication and PR skills, yet it is lubricated with wit, leaving me smooth and free of irritation." - Drew Kizer, Truth and Repose.
Isaac, I’m sure I’m not the first person to tell you this — but I expect you to be collecting all of these and then self-publishing them into a digest, book, or booklet.
Next thing you know — and I kid you not — we’ll be seeing RSS feeds for Occam-isms in Gmail.
I LOVE these, ps.
Rock on until the break of dawn!
Thanks, Adam!
My hope is that one day, some publicist will find these quotes, and try to steal one for a celebrity to use in Reader’s Digest. Then, an army of loyal Occamites will blitz the media with complaints of theft, and I will be counter-sued.
Then I can go on Oprah, tell my story, and publish a fake autobiography about not being on her show.
It’s a crazy business model, but there’s not a lot of competition there.