My hope is that one day, some publicist will find these quotes, and try to steal one for a celebrity to use in Reader’s Digest. Then, an army of loyal Occamites will blitz the media with complaints of theft, and I will be counter-sued.

Then I can go on Oprah, tell my story, and publish a fake autobiography about not being on her show.

It’s a crazy business model, but there’s not a lot of competition there.

Next thing you know — and I kid you not — we’ll be seeing RSS feeds for Occam-isms in Gmail.

I LOVE these, ps.

Rock on until the break of dawn!