I saw a headline today, referring to the Eliot Spitzer saga:
The Spitzer Scandal: Lust Plus Pride
Then, I recalled seeing this attempt to explain the Seven Deadly Sins (from Jessica Hagy):
According to Jessica’s chart, Lust + Pride = Trophy Wife.
So, using the Associative Property of Addition, we can see that:
The Spitzer Scandal = Trophy Wife.
A fun, yet faulty conclusion.
But… you want to know the interesting part? Look at Jessica’s card, closely. What is the line that shows the connection between “Lust” and “Pride”?
It is AG. And Eliot Spitzer is the former Attorney General of the state of New York. Jessica Hagy has been sitting on this information for more than a year now, and could only tell us in code! If only we were smart enough to read the obvious signs…
So, what other scandals might she have predicted? Does the “BG = Fat Men in Speedoes” portend embarrassing pictures of Barry Gibb in his undies? Add your conclusions to the comments below…
[tags]Ike Pigott, Occam’s RazR, pop culture, Eliot Spitzer, humor, Jessica Hagy, Seven Deadly Sins[/tags]
Indexed is brilliant stuff. And now it’s clear she has other worldly powers as well?!