Sacred Cows
“If you’re going to kill a sacred cow, grill it nice and thick, and don’t smother it in cheap steak sauce. Anything less is eternal disrespect.”
Inspired by David Armano on Twitter.
Tags: Humor
This entry was posted by Ike on April 17, 2008 at 4:00 pm, and is filled under My Quotes, Philosophy. Follow any responses to this post through RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback from your own site.
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