"I beg of you never, NEVER stop yelling at me. You are my favorite grinch or however the Hell you spell it." - Shel Israel (@shelisrael), author, Twitterville
"I shave with Occam's Razr every morning. Its triple-headed action shears those pesky whiskers that hamper my communication and PR skills, yet it is lubricated with wit, leaving me smooth and free of irritation." - Drew Kizer, Truth and Repose.