communication. community. cognition.
Ike
I am a communications professional living in Birmingham, Alabama. I've got way too many interests in geeky science stuff, and not enough outlets too share them all. That's why you are here, I hope.
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Posts by Ike
Card Collectors
Sep 9th
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My son brought a napkin home from school yesterday.
It had a phone number on it. (I’ve blurred out some digits to protect the innocent.)
The conversation that went along with it went something like this:
“Mommy, can we call my friend?”
Sure, dear… what is his name?
“I forgot.”
You don’t remember his name?
“No. Can you call him, and ask him his name?”
But I don’t know who to ask for.
“Just get him on the phone, and then let me talk with him.”
Maybe my boy is destined for a career in upper management?
Rolling Over
Yesterday was eventful, as I also happened to run into a couple of friends, recently purged with the sale of the digital marketing agency where they both worked. They’re great guys, and doors are already opening for them — but I’m more intrigued by what happened as the old doors were being slammed on their fingers.
The owner sold the agency on a Friday, and never told anyone. When people showed up for work on Monday morning, they thought there had been a break-in. Their computers were gone, as were their files and project materials. They went as far as calling the police and starting a burglary report before they were told they were no longer needed.
One hell of a way to find out. Essentially, the new owner was interested in the portfolio and the clientèle – the staff supporting those projects and clients was expendable.
One of my friends told me that as bad as that was, the thing he missed the most was his Rolodex.
They took his Rolodex.
He wasn’t so torn up about losing the cards, being already connected with all of those people through Facebook, LinkedIn and Twitter. No, it was the actual Rolodex. It was practically an antique, a thing of beauty (and surely more presentable than the one in this picture.) An anachronism, which served as a personal reminder that communications and marketing have roots that involve handwriting and sharing the same air, or the same lousy service at a restaurant. That same Rolodex will take one final turn as an object lesson in abject obliviousness.
Forests and Trees
There’s some delicious irony at play here. A digital marketing agency will claim to be cutting edge, and serve those customers they purchased… yet their thinking is so “Old School” they believe the magic is in the Rolodex. (Suggestion: don’t sign away your LinkedIn or Facebook accounts…)
You can steal a forest’s worth of paper cards, but that won’t earn you a dollar if you don’t know the names of the trees. Those numbers in the Rolodex are about as useful as the digits on my son’s napkin. The person on the other end is just as much a stranger as someone you hit with a dart thrown blindly at the phone book.
(I don’t know… maybe they took the phone books too. I didn’t ask.)
Words of Mouth
Sep 8th
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I got my teeth cleaned today.
Don’t worry, I won’t gross you out. There was no evidence of any major dental issues. I did have a little bit more plaque than normal, which I attribute to a change in toothpaste to a gel that doesn’t leave me feeling fresh. Also, there were a couple of spots where I had some abrasion, but nothing too serious. No additional pits or pains, and I’ll be back in six months for some annual x-rays.
Still, that was probably more detail than you wanted.
I talked with Lisa, my long-time hygienist. We were joking about the fact that the Alice In Chains song coming across the Muzak was out before some of the staff could even write their names – and that the songs now on Oldies formats are better than the crap they call music these days… More >
Dancing With Myself
Sep 3rd
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Mirror, Mirror, on the wall; Who’s the sharingest of them all? Let’s play a little game. I’ll describe an object, and you tell me what it is.
- It has feathers
- It is yellow
- It has a beak
- It has webbed feet
- It’s cute
- It’s not fully grown
- It cannot yet fly
What would you say it is? More >
The Search for the Secret Sauce
Aug 31st
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Most internet users don’t remember a time before there was a Google. (Those who do likely were grimacing over my failure to capitalize Internet.) For those who made surfing a dry activity since 2000, there has always been an Algorithm in the background, providing order to the vast online Universe.
What Google did was promote the idea that an unseen formula could improve your search results. Human-inspired and seeded indexes could not scale to cover the exponentially-growing feed of data – and we needed a Secret Sauce to sort it all out.
Unlike Coca-Cola, that recipe has been in a state of constant evolution. As soon as the formula for “winning” search gets gamed, it’s time to level the playing (paying?) field again, to bring users the most relevant and actionable results. We were comfortable with the Secret Sauce, and didn’t really notice a change in the flavor of the results even as the ingredients were being tweaked. More >
Whiteboard MythAdventures
Aug 10th
Woman quits job via whiteboard. Allegedly.
(If you send me a url with a picture of your comment on a whiteboard, I’ll format the comment for you…)
Access: Birmingham
Aug 9th
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Times are tough for newspaper publishers, who are trying to sell their relevance to subscribers and potential advertisers. The temptation to drop standards is ratcheting up, and once standards are lower it’s hard to recover that blow to reputation. More >
Wax Apples and Plastic Oranges
Aug 9th
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“Social Media is a waste of time. The audience is too small.”
Maybe so. How many people are you talking with?
No, I didn’t ask how many actually talked back with you, how many people were you talking with? More >



