When Good News Gets Strangled

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If you look at Birmingham as a metropolitan area, you find growth.

If you look at Birmingham as just the city proper, and you find a city that has been on the decline since the mid-1960s. Birmingham peaked at 340,000 and has “slimmed down” to under 240,000. Fewer people means fewer youngsters, fewer youngsters means fewer students, and fewer students means fewer schools. By the time I was reporting in Birmingham in the mid-1990s, there was an annual discussion and tension about closing schools and eliminating teachers.

Each year, the state takes in money for the Education Trust Fund (ETF), and allocates it to the systems based on enrollment. At that time, allotment was calculated by taking the average attendance for the first 40 days of class, and then each school gets funded proportionally from the ETF.

Birmingham’s problem was two-fold. There was the shrinking of the population, but also a cultural phenomenon where parents waited until after Labor Day to return their children to school, missing several weeks. [Read more...]

The Field Guide to Social Media Weasels

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I wish I had a nickel for every Social Media Guru.

And I wish I had a quarter for every one of them that ran from that description.

It’s time for the Guru to die, because as a term it’s too generic to mean anything useful. For that matter, “Expert” and “Maven” need to go, because they don’t give you enough information either.

Besides, when it comes right down to it they’re all Weasels.

The next time you see that link to a “Guru” or “Expert” or “Maven” or whatever, there are two questions you need to ask:

  • What exactly does this weasel do?
  • What exactly do I need from a weasel?

Three years ago, this list wouldn’t have been necessary because the field of people who could really help you was small. But there’s enough solid thought and experience out there to be tapped online, you’re better off with awareness of the types of help you can get. It’s also useful to know, because the people who deliver you value in one area might be very ill-suited to be useful in others.

You’re better off with several different types of Weasel in your RSS zoo. [Read more...]

Jester of the Round Table

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Jen Zingsheim over at Custom Scoop was kind enough to ask me to sit in on the weekly Media Bullseye Roundtable with Sarah Wurrey.

We talked about online civility, the psychology of internet lackeys and minions, and the success of the Old Spice social media campaign. (@oldspice)

It’s a pretty decent little chat – and something I ought to be doing more frequently.

Hint.

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Follow @jenzings and @sarahwurrey on Twitter, if you aren’t already.

Bad Smells Get Second Winds

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We had an issue a couple of months ago, that was localized to a specific subdivision. Someone posted a complaint online to a social network, then went to the office.

By lunchtime, we had already reached out to that person (in person, and based on a previous phone conversation, not through social media.) His concern was resolved.

Then, he got home and found a dozen comments on his original status update. He commented back that he spoke with us and was satisfied, but the comments kept rolling.

The next morning, the comments exploded even further, and the volume of the comments triggered concern for those who were monitoring. Even worse, the conversation managed to circumvent our standard monitoring and triage process, and landed on the radar of some executives. So now a problem that had been resolved was suddenly UN-resolved in the minds of many.

As a company, we did what we were supposed to. We talked with the man, in person, and did so as part of our ordinary protocols. So why did things get worse? [Read more...]

Driven to Distraction

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The following post may make me extremely unpopular, but someone has to say it:

Keep your laws off my cell phone.

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Several states and municipalities have instituted their driving-and-cell-phone laws, and are smugly sure they have now made life safe for everyone. I have a philosophical objection to the idea that you can now ban behavior based on the standard of a “distraction,” because once the precedent is established, anything could be added to that law. For instance, it may one day be illegal to transport young children in a vehicle that lacks a sound-proof divider to keep the driver from being distracted by the children.

You think I am joking? Maybe you do, so let’s look at those hard statistics that show cell phone use is killing people. [Read more...]

Running with Scissors

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There’s a business I wanted to help out once. For a long time, I thought they didn’t want my help; turns out, I didn’t know how to help them.

It’s a salon called “Hair Techniques,” and it’s just off the food court in the building a block away from my office. For months, I saw this sign as I ate lunch. (This picture was taken in April 2009, and has recently been added to @prblog’s wonderful “Signs of Social Media” project on Flickr.)

At the time, promoting a Twitter account was quite a novelty. The sign has been down for months now, and the @hairtechniques account is barren. Could be any number of reasons:

  • Apathy
  • Conscious decision
  • Forgetfulness
  • Employee with the password left
  • Lack of return on investment

It’s probably several.

No Engagement – the Root Problem

Looking at the Tweets, you can see they are all one-way: [Read more...]

Shifting Sands Are Shafting Brands

I had a lovely vacation, and returned with a couple of lovely thoughts about communicating from solid ground.

You know, the wise man built his house on the rock, the foolish man built his on sand (or wrote in the sky.)

While there are many facets and layers to this, they all boil down to one thing: do you own it?

Those of you on wordpress.com or blogspot.com domains, are building on someone else’s sand.

Those of you on Twitter and Facebook are building your reputation on someone elses’s sand.

And sand shifts.

Links and Trust

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When the dunes move, they can tear down things you’ve built.

I made a decision a few months ago to build my own link shortener, using an open-source script that I housed on my own server space. (It’s not my physical server box in my house, but if I rent it and own the data, then I can export it. Not quite sand…)

At the time, there was much discussion about how link shorteners can be used to hide malware, and the issue of trust remains a big one with me. If you ever see an http://ike4.me link out in the wild, you can rest assured that only two people might have created it. It was either me, or my friend Adam Daniel Mezei. You don’t have to worry about whether it was a malware link that someone foisted on me, that is automatically coming to infect you.

There is a larger trust factor involved too. I hesitated writing about this, but I had been consulting with my friends at the American Red Cross and the Centers for Disease Control for a while, discussing the benefits of having custom URL shorteners. In a major disaster or pandemic, there is a great benefit in knowing that the public health advice being offered is truly from a trusted source. (I didn’t write about this in the open, for fear that idiot speculators would jump out and grab all of the good obvious short URLs and hold the organizations hostage for a sale.) But seeing a shortened link with rc4.us (or some variation) would carry a lot more merit, and people would be more inclined to act on it and share it.

Trust and Consistency Matter

Before you dismiss this, you need to understand how crucial the elements of trust and consistency are in a time of public confusion. When you see conflicting statements from organizations, it rapidly promotes inaction for the very people you are trying to help.

  • Do we save one gallons of water per person, or two?
  • Does frozen food stay frozen for 24 hours or 60?
  • Do we need food for one week or three?

After a while, it is too confusing to sort out, and paralysis ensues.

Imagine what the next big public health issue will look like. The Red Cross and the CDC — who have been very diligent about making their messages uniform. During disasters, the Red Cross works with FEMA for the same reasons.

But you know as well as I do that those messages will get drowned out by all of the well-meaning bloggers and contributors who dig up their old versions of documents, some of which were never right to begin with, and sharing them across the internet. In a major disaster, a large segment of the population will turn to Huffington Post and other high-traffic sites, and consider what they see there.

Which is why the branded link shortener can be so very important.

The Sand that Shifted

Yesterday, Twitter unveiled an upcoming feature, whereby all links in Tweets will be “wrapped” by a link with the t.co domain.

When Twitter began, the default shortener was (the now gargantuan) tinyurl.com, then it switched to bit.ly. The difference now is that every link will apparently be washed through Twitter’s shortener service, and will appear as a t.co.

Twitter is offering a benefit, namely it will screen out the malware links which made trust an issue in the beginning. But I submit that it doesn’t solve the other trust issues remaining, and it leaves Twitter vulnerable. Now if a piece of malware does squeeze through, Twitter is indeed culpable because it has made the pledge to stop that. Also, there will be issues with false positives, and the possibility that really scummy Black Hat SEO types will figure out how to temporarily get their competitors on the Twitter black-list.

http://ike4.me will still work for me, but it now gives me no real advantage. And I would have to think that the bit.ly and awe.sm services that have been offering premium-level service to nyti.ms and huff.to and others will feel the pain. After all, why should the New York Times bother promoting a service that brands its links, if no one sees the branding.

Yes, it’s only Twitter for now. But consider:

  • Facebook has fb.me
  • Google has goo.gl
  • WordPress has wp.me

That’s what you get when you build on sand. And that’s why I want to own as much of my data as I can, and you ought to as well.