My Quotes
Flat Thinking
Dec 22nd
“A lot of ideas looked good on paper, but probably should have been rendered in three dimensions or more.”
The Big Empty
Dec 18th
“Never underestimate the ability of shallow people to fill a void in their lives with something equally as vacuous.”
Inner Nerd
Dec 4th
“I embraced my inner nerd – the jury called it ‘choking,’ but that is just semantics.”
B.S. Degree
Nov 9th
“Thanks to Social Media, we’re all now qualified to grant ourselves honorary doctorates from the University of Me.”
Mirror Mirror
Oct 28th
“The Internet has replaced the mirror as the number one tool for enabling Narcissism. (and if you share this quote, I demand you give me credit.)”