Modern Mobs

“Populism is more dangerous today, as modern mobs have traded pitchforks and torches for forklifts and flamethrowers.”

- Ike Pigott

Internet Fame

“Without partisan politics, cute kitty captions and celebrity crotcherazzi photos, nobody would know what a blog was.”

- Ike Pigott

The Curse of Insight

“In the Kingdom of the Blind, the one-eyed man would be crucified as a lunatic with ‘visions’.”

- Ike Pigott

- From a Twitter discussion with Andrew Keen

Nipped in the Buds

“The words ‘Bland’ and ‘Tasteless’ are synonyms when applied to baby food, but antonyms when applied to comedy.”

- Ike Pigott

Headers and Footers

“Don’t settle for being a footnote in history, when you can be the header of your own chapter.”

- Ike Pigott

Political Prescriptions

“Politicians ‘feel our pain’ much in the same way surgeons feel our scars: in a sterile, clinical manner, and always from the blunt end of the knife.”

- Ike Pigott

Goals

“If you never have to revert to Plan B, you’re not reaching high enough.”

- Ike Pigott