Breaking Kayfabe

(This is the first of the mcarp essays, written more than 10 years ago by Michael Carpenter, a broadcast journalism refugee who found the light… republished with permission.)

Breaking Kayfabe

I learned an interesting word on the Internet a couple of years ago: kayfabe.

It’s a carney term, transplanted in later years to professional wrestling. It means to always keep up the illusion, and never allow a moment’s candor to reveal it’s all an act.

Pro wrestlers who’ve been out of the business for years will still swear it was all real: the grudges, the death cage matches, the ‘loser leaves town’ matches. Until WWF owner Vince McMahon decided to blow kayfabe all to hell, rare was the pro wrestler who would admit anything about the business was less than completely genuine.

(An aside: what the hell was John Stossel thinking when he confronted pro wrestler ‘Dr. D’ Schulz and asked him to admit he was a fake? What did Stossel think the guy would do — scuff his toe on the floor and say, “Aw, gawrsh, Mister Stossel. Ya got me red-handed”? Or maybe he would blame his producer.

Of course the guy beat the crap out of him. I would’ve probably done the same thing.)

McMahon may be willing to blow his own cover, but television news still sticks to its illusions. Sometimes, it’s forgotten they are illusions. I’ve known news directors who genuinely believed their anchors were covering a half-dozen stories a week, just because they saw promos saying they did — even though they hadn’t seen the anchors themselves set foot out of the newsroom in six or seven years.

As a friend of mine, still in the business, once said: “They lie to the viewers, they lie to us, they lie to each other, they lie to themselves. And they’ve been lying for so long, they’ve forgotten what the truth was to start with.”

These essays and anecdotes are a form of ‘breaking kayfabe.’ Those of you currently, or formerly, in the business will see little or nothing that surprises you. As for the rest of you, if it’s too tough to bear, maybe there’s a Seinfeld rerun on somewhere.

Mike Carpenter
Oklahoma City, November 2000

Others are Ranting

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The web has always been a place for sharing rants, and now we can do it with instantaneous results.

No, I’m not going to add (much) to the cacophony about Kevin Smith and Southwest Airlines, other than to say that his fame certainly juiced the attention to the cause. His rant is one of an outsider, who rails against conspiracies and things he does not understand. Most of our ranting, whether it be about sports or politics or economics, is the ravings of an outsider.

When you get an insider’s view of events, then you’re in for a treat.

I’ve written quite a bit about my former career in television news, and if you click around on the Television and Broadcasting tags here you’ll find a number of entries where I’ve taken the news-folk to task for being lazy or just plain dumb. I can do that, because I’ve walked in their shoes, and know what they could be doing instead of what they put on the air.

There are others ranting, though. Like this network insider who knows the Snowpocalypse coverage is overblown, and the inherent hypocrisy in the way it is delivered. The Social Web gives us instant publishing capabilities, allowing us to share these insider perspectives in safe and anonymous ways.

This isn’t anything new, however. Sure, it’s cheap when others are hosting. And a site like “The Daily Rundown” can get a larger audience today, with more people online and more people aware that such inside dirt is being dished. But the online rants go back more than a decade.

Over the next several weeks, I’ll be sharing (with permission) the rants of Michael Carpenter. I first got to know him in an online forum where broadcast journalists would meet to talk about storytelling, the craft, how to get a job, and how to survive in the industry. By the time I got to know “mcarp,” he was already done and gone. But he had his very own website, which in 1998 was cool! And he wrote openly and honestly about the world of broadcast news, which was even more cool! And he pulled no punches, which was the coolest part of all.

Sadly, his site has been through several revisions and the “mcarp Institute for Situational Journalism Ethics” is no more. But I saved his essays, which are still as valid and relevant today.

Michael Carpenter, you taught me that it was okay to be Howard Beale. How our nation would have been better served if we had remembered Howard Beale and what he stood for.

Stay tuned. The mcarp essays are coming.