communication. community. cognition.
My Quotes
Perverse Incentives
Nov 13th
“Under the federal bailout plan, the same people who stole your underpants and brewed tea through them are demanding economic assistance because no one is thirsty.”
Fishing
Oct 31st
“Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and you’ll feed him for life.
Give a man a subsidy for fishing, and you’ll have the wrong suckers on the hook for eternity.”
Teach a man to fish, and you’ll feed him for life.
Give a man a subsidy for fishing, and you’ll have the wrong suckers on the hook for eternity.”
Flying Saucers
Oct 26th
“If it’s true that ‘Golf is a good walk spoiled,’ then Frisbee Golf is a good walk spoiled by hippies.”
Molehills out of Mountains
Oct 20th
“Governments do not create prosperity, jobs, or wealth. Instead, they afford politicians the honor of leveling a mountain of opportunity so they can run for re-election on a molehill of progress.”
Manners
Oct 16th
“When in Rome, do as the Romans do… at least until you can usurp their pagan emperor and replace him with a monotheist.”
Sticker Shock
Oct 6th
“When you’re behind another car, the only thing more poisonous than the exhaust spilling out of the tailpipe is the noxious blend of poor thinking and irrational economics that passes for a bumper sticker.”
Financially Flush
Oct 2nd
“If we absolutely MUST have a finanical bailout for Wall Street, the bill needs to be short enough to read in one session on the crapper.”
