Be Where the Talk Happens

“Stake out the watercooler all day long, but you can’t make people drink your Kool-aid; however, if you’re not at the watercooler at all, you can be sure no one will sample it.”

- Ike Pigott

Mathematical Marketing

“Ads now feature 3-ply toilet paper, a 4G network and 5-bladed razors; you’ll soon need a math degree to go shopping.”

- Ike Pigott

What your ads say about you

Earlier today, I was combing through my Facebook and wondering about the little ads that appear to the right. Do you think people take it personally when they are reminded they have bad complexion, or might have a few extra pounds to lose in the gut? Is the ad server hooked up to a camera?

Consider those ads warning you of hair in “unsightly places.” Are we providing too much information in our profile? Or is there a deeper conspiracy to scan the words we use when chatting and posting…

The End of the Ostrich

“You can’t stick your head in the sand without showing your ass to the world.”

- Ike Pigott

The Secret Hidden Markup That Drives Killer Facebook Ads

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As you know, the Facebook platform has posted such astonishing growth, I would look really stupid posting a number here that would be dated and quaint a month from now. Likewise, the platform’s stability is something to behold, as evidenced by this past weekend’s “land rush” for custom Facebook urls. (You can find me here, by the way…)

Given the tremendous opportunity to see significant reach, I felt it was time to share a gem of a secret about how to make your Facebook ad really shine.

Facebook ad 1

First, let’s look at the ad as it appears on most Facebook pages:

The ad itself does not, at first glance, seem to have any miraculous mojo. You might have noticed it sitting idly on the right-hand edge of your page, and if you didn’t pay any attention, that’s just as well.

It’s a simple DIV, with three sections: the top line, meant to resemble other clickable links; the picture; and the teaser copy, with the voting arrows on a line break below.

The hidden markup is what makes this so interesting.

If you look at the actual code, and strip away the < deception > < /deception > tags, you get a very different (and more truthful) result:

Facebook ad 2With the < deception > markup missing, we see the real result of clicking on the advertisement. < deception > has been buried within HTML since the early days of the web, and is robust enough that Internet Explorer – even in its worst incarnation and configuration for meeting web standards – could still render it flawlessly.

< Deception > is one of the few rarely-used tags in little danger of being deprecated. It is too useful for those who employ it. The < sarcasm > and < irony > tags are often used on blogs today, although the comments section often turns those off inadvertently.

Extremely clever marketing, though.

More Juxtapositions

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The other day, a bunch of people were linking to this really cool cartoon that showed the differences between the varied Dystopian visions of George Orwell (1984) and Aldous Huxley (Brave New World). It highlighted how Orwell feared we’d become prodded by fear, versus Huxley’s alarm we’d be led by pleasure to our own enslavement. For the life of me, I can’t figure out why this same idea popped back into my head…

Books I want to write

There are a couple that I have in mind in real life, but it would be fun to write a couple of parodies.

The first idea was a simple juxtaposition that resulted in better titles.

“Who Moved My Cheese?” and “What Color Is Your Parachute?” became the rather disgusting “What Color Is Your Cheese?” and the distressing “Who Moved My Parachute?” Those two books would make for great business parodies, but would likely be done as a tandem.

Today, I stumbled across another idea for a mashup. Put Malcolm Gladwell
Nassim Nicholas Taleb’s “The Black Swan” with Chris Anderson’s “The Long Tail” and you get “The Swan’s Long Black Tail, or how swimming in circles can stain your butt.”

What are your ideas for clever business-book title rewrites?

[Black Swan attribution fixed - thanks for pointing out my obvious blunder]