Some undead guy in Rhode Island wants to kill me.

He just tried leaving the following comment on a previous post:

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP ORSOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME ISSUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDEHAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. IAM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKEFROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONEDARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTINGIT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILLU. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILLHAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MOREPAGES.

Doesn’t he realize I don’t do memes? Doesn’t he also realize I track visits?

This seems to be as good a time as any to discuss Pascal’s Wager: If God doesn’t exist, then it doesn’t matter whether you are saved. If God does exist, then the paltry time you spend in compliance and getting saved is more than worth it.

If I believe in Pascal’s Wager, then I have little to lose in posting the deadly threats of an undead teenage psychopath from Rhode Island. If I don’t believe in Pascal’s Wager, then I blow it off.

Now, Summer… do I have to manually post this elsewhere? Or do I get credit for republication due to blog scrapers that steal my content?

(to Jacob, Luke, Jason, and the rest of my Kung Fu family: Time to activate our Zombie Plan?)