(Another Modest Proposal for your consideration)

Tax cut. Tax hike. Tax break. Tax loophole.

The sad piece of it is that those of us who do pay income taxes have become numb to the baseline. The money is ours to begin with, and then the government confiscates it (under threat of imprisonment) for some nobler public purpose. Some might have you think it’s the other way around.

Which brings us to the people for which there is no income tax. There are two types: those that earn on capital gains (and are taxed appropriately), and those who don’t earn enough income.

The first we won’t really bother with at the moment. They’re not listening anyway, as they are trying to lock up their assets or move them overseas as we speak.

The second group – those with low incomes – have through no fault of their own become divorced from the real relationship they ought to enjoy with their proceeds and their government. When Uncle Sam only gives you things and never asks for anything in return, then you tend to see him as Santa Claus. (Both wear ridiculous suits, and enough trips to the pork-barrel will equip Sam with the requisite figure for Nick.)

My plan is to reconcile the poor with their patriotic duty to pay taxes.

I’m an Ogre.

Here’s how the All-tax works. Every household making less than $45,000 in a year will receive a $5,000 check from the Federal Government. However, by accepting the check they immediately enter into a minimum 10% tax bracket.

Yep. Ten percent. And the check from the government is taxable.

If you make $45,000 your five-grand All-tax bonus would take you up to $50,000 – and the 10% tax sets you right back where you were. If you make less than $45,000 you end up to the good, and of course those making more than $45,000 are unaffected. This has the net effect of making every American household a tax-paying household without increasing the burden on anyone.

When everyone has the same conscious recognition of the role they play in supporting the government, it changes perspectives quickly.

Your thoughts? What am I missing? Am I evil?