…is the one that pulls you in to enjoy every morsel.
Will it sell product? Who knows? Who cares? As long as it isn’t a pain in the neck.
To be honest, that last panel reads more like a bad translation from some post-Soviet Slavic language:
Side note: Producer Hugh Padgham’s greatest contribution to The Police was convincing Sting to change the title of the song from “Perspicacity” to “Synchronicity.”