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“The phrase ‘any member can stream live’ is applicable to both Social Media and pissing contests; this is not a coincidence.”
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This entry was posted by Ike on April 16, 2009 at 7:40 am, and is filled under My Quotes. Follow any responses to this post through RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback from your own site.
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My Audience, My Enemy
about 5 days ago - No comments
(Another classic from the mcarp archives… the prophetic genius and brilliance are his;
the ones/zeros, pixels, pictures and subheads and pull-quotes are mine.)
The ordinary viewer is just so… ordinary.
“You know what your problem is?” My news director was putting the question to me — not in an accusatory or critical tone, but with the demeanor of More >
Well, I Had to Kill the Kids’ Hamster
about 1 week ago - 3 comments
(Another classic from the mcarp archives… the prophetic genius and brilliance are his;
the ones/zeros, pixels, pictures and subheads and pull-quotes are mine.)
“But I gave him a fighting chance.”
- Former television news director (1978)
I never understood why anyone wanted to be a news director, anyway. Talk about a thankless job. Now, it’s gotten to where some More >
Regression to the Mean
about 1 week ago - No comments
It’s time for the return of the Demotivational Devotional.
(made with the Despair.com Do-It-Yourself De-Motivator)
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Mount Everest is in Alaska
about 1 week ago - 1 comment
(Another classic from the mcarp archives… the prophetic genius and brilliance are his;
the ones/zeros, pixels, pictures and subheads and pull-quotes are mine.)
“You mean it’s not in Wisconsin?”
The phone rang, and an intern picked it up. She listened for a moment, then put her hand over the receiver and looked at me.
“Where is Mount Everest?” she More >
Stay on Message
about 1 month ago - 1 comment
On of the communication challenges for any business or organization is sticking with your core competency and staying on message.
Below, you’ll find an example of how to fail.
…unless there is something in tainted Krispy Kreme doughnuts that spurs follicle growth.
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Failure by the Numbers
about 1 month ago - 2 comments
Sudoku.
It’s a logic puzzle that involves placing numbers or letters in a grid such that you get no repeating characters within a given row, column, or highlighted grid.
I got a book of puzzles for Christmas, and things finally slowed down enough I could check it out.
You’d think a publication so prestigious to be designated as More >
Hair-raising Legal Issues
about 2 months ago - No comments
Legal disclaimers are often annoying, and sometimes hilarious.
The Bumpit is a toothed, plastic arc that is embedded near the scalp to provide the illusion of more voluminous hair.
Just remember, each disclaimer is there for a reason. Because someone did.
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Owning My Links
about 3 months ago - 1 comment
Part of the reason I started noodling with Wordpress was the ability to “own” my own site. Not have it hosted elsewhere, not beholden to anyone else’s whims and limitations. I can do what I want with the template and the look and the feel and the content. I can even move the URL around, More >
Eleven Words Guaranteed To Generate Killer Search Engine Traffic and Clicks
about 3 months ago - 11 comments
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Inner Nerd
about 3 months ago - No comments
“I embraced my inner nerd – the jury called it ‘choking,’ but that is just semantics.”
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