Oscar Night

“I didn’t know he died.”

“I didn’t know he died either.”

“I thought he was already dead.”

“No, not him!”

“I thought she died a long time ago!”

[tags]Ike Pigott, Occam’s RazR, Oscars, Academy Awards[/tags]

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  1. Another thought:

    “Does ‘the greenest Oscars ever’ mean no bovine flatulence? Because Al Gore’s speech sounded like a cow fart to me.”

  2. I thought the “greenest” meant there would be the most envy and jealousy.