Well, [insert year] has been another one of those years. We’ve laughed together, cried together, and huddled together.
Remember [insert mental trigger for funny anecdote]? And then how we [insert anecdote others wish to forget]? Good times, to be sure.
Then we all endured the [insert landmark negative cultural event]. Remember where you were when [event] happened? I was [needless maudlin detail that will forever be linked to mammoth event].
2008 will surely be better. [Significant other] and I will ring it in with style by [make something up, so it doesn't sound like you'll be at home in your jammies watching Ryan f-----g Seacrest]. I have already resolved to [insert litany of self-improvement ideals that will be forgotten by February]. And, I boldly predict that [insert tech company] will [business detail], rendering [insert relevant technology] obsolete!
Anyway, thanks for being a part of Occam’s RazR this year. On your way out, please leave a comment with your blog address. It’s my way of linking back to you, because I am too lazy to maintain a real list myself. (Seriously, help me say goodbye to 2007 below.)
[tags]Ike Pigott, Occam’s RazR, 2007, 2008[/tags]