Some undead guy in Rhode Island wants to kill me.
He just tried leaving the following comment on a previous post:
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP ORSOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME ISSUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDEHAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. IAM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKEFROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONEDARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTINGIT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILLU. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILLHAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MOREPAGES.
Doesn’t he realize I don’t do memes? Doesn’t he also realize I track visits?
This seems to be as good a time as any to discuss Pascal’s Wager: If God doesn’t exist, then it doesn’t matter whether you are saved. If God does exist, then the paltry time you spend in compliance and getting saved is more than worth it.
If I believe in Pascal’s Wager, then I have little to lose in posting the deadly threats of an undead teenage psychopath from Rhode Island. If I don’t believe in Pascal’s Wager, then I blow it off.
Now, Summer… do I have to manually post this elsewhere? Or do I get credit for republication due to blog scrapers that steal my content?
(to Jacob, Luke, Jason, and the rest of my Kung Fu family: Time to activate our Zombie Plan?)
Just how are you so fortunate to have the undead commenting on your blog?
Given the argument was rather complicated in it’s entirely I wouldn’t worry too much about a undead, using IM speak and all caps one way or the other.
Just in case he does really want to killu, and with even a infinitesimal change that something good willhappen 2 U.
You did the right thing.
merits a classic lol
Forensics experts have determined the “Summer” is, in actuality, one of the manifestations of the Tooth Fairy (who suffers from multiple personality disorder – Santa Claus, Boogie Man, etc.). Summer is a particularly lethal emanation – instead of just harvesting teeth or making lists of who has been naughty or nice, he/she/it uses the knife to not only do you in, but also to harvest kidneys. Be afraid. Be very afraid…
ok… you have now proven that a spiritual realm exists. You’re getting blog feedback from them.
Thanks (as always) for the laugh!
I like Ike’s asskickery via his posting all of that rich tracking info for all and sundry to see. I dunno, but that kind of forensic detail just appeals to my inner (adopted) post-Communist sense of cloak and daggerness.
Way to go. If Summer calls, tell him I’ve been looking for ‘im.
–ADM
“I cc dead people.”
I wound up on your site after the late night realization that occamstoothbrush, occamsrazr, etc. would be good domains to host my occasional ramblings & who knows what else – I simultaneously applaud & curse you for having the sense to get here first and spend the $19 or whatever to register this clever domain name. Just for that, I’m going to have all my zombie relatives start sending you threatening, discombobulated emails….
strange man. what’d you do to offend him? ambush him on twitter?
that said, i think there are lots of problems with pascal’s wager (e.g. complying, depending on what lengths you think such compliance needs to be taken to, is not a paltry effort, and besides, do you think god would really want someone, would reward someone, who just did it all out of fear of punishment? that doesn’t sound like a cool kind of god to hang with, to me . . i have about six other points, but’m trying to leave tracks all over your site today, just for due diligence prooff, you know, but we can revisit this at some point; if you want. )