Seen and Heard

I don’t have an iPad, but I know several people who do.

I also know that I am using audio on almost all of my posts now, and video on many.

Which means it’s time for me to make those past embedded videos HTML-5 friendly, if I want to be seen and heard along with being read.

I’d rather be writing an incredible post that involves both Leslie Nielsen and Wikileaks, but I also haven’t gotten around to writing the one about Andy Griffith, football, and jargon.

So, thank you, Steve Jobs… for giving me an excuse to play around with code, and concepts like “gracefully degrading.” 47 months of posts. No problem…

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How Not to Use Youtube

Video is increasingly important for a variety of reasons. First, we’re just now getting a handle on how persuasive you can be when better engaging the visual cortex. There are some stories that play better with visual and emotional information. And lastly, Youtube is now the second-largest search engine, right behind its parent company, Google.

So I thought I would share an example of how to use Youtube in all the wrong ways.
(Listen to Ike read this post: How not to use YouTube)

90 Seconds with the TSA

The Transportation Safety Administration posted this video the other day, as a means to quell the unrest over its new backscatter machine and the updated pat-down procedures. It’s a direct message to the traveler from TSA Administrator John Pistole.

Please, watch the video, if you can.

Now, here are the problems I have with it.

Unfriendly Posture

John Pistole is a nice enough man, but he doesn’t fit the right template for a spokesperson who alleviates fear. He’s a rather tall gentleman with large hands. He’s not the type who would be cast as Santa Claus.

This message would be better delivered by a woman, and a slightly older one at that. We’re talking about a message designed to defuse an emotionally-charged environment.

Lack of Video

It’s a video, because it’s on YouTube, but it might as well have been an audio message with slides. Where are the clips showing the allowable and contraband items? Where is the clip showing the new pat-down procedure, and what it looks like? Where is the video showing us how professional the TSA agents are, and how you can expect to be treated?

If you want to replace one set of expectations with another, video is a great way to do it. This was a missed opportunity.

Gestures Askew

Pistole is an administrator, not a presenter. But someone should have been coaching him about his gestures. Many of them are empty waving, with his hands clasping and unclasping at seemingly random times.

“Hands together” needs to happen at a time of appeal to unity.

“Finger woven” needs to happen at the moment of strongest appeal to unity.

“Hands 1-2-3” can emphasize the points you want people to remember, but Pistole does them left-to-right from his perspective, not the viewers’!

He does a lot of right-to-left gesturing as he moves through his sentences, and again they are empty gestures. Given the way we read in the United States, too much “right-to-left” can be a subliminal signal of reverse progress.

Lack of Narrative

Midway though, Pistole starts describing the decision-tree of what will happen, and your options if you’re one of the ones chosen for the AIT (backscatter) machine. However, there are so many if’s and then’s rolling through that paragraph, it’s easy to get lost.

Also lost in that is any sense of probability. Only three-percent of passengers are selected for the AIT/pat-down? That needs to be added into the message here.

Lack of Sincerity

Go back to the 1:09 mark of the video:

We very much appreciate your involvement, cooperation and assistance in assuring the safety of you, the traveling public.

This single sentence, and the delivery, is a powerful bundle of mixed messages.

It’s so far into the script, that you can tell Pistole is reading it directly off the prompter. Had there been video or charts or pictures covering up the edit, you could have come back to him for a more heartfelt delivery of a statement with real emotional connection! Let him ad lib the sincerity, at least!

But this wasn’t just a failure of editing. Look at the language on the page:

…the safety of you, the traveling public.

Rather impersonal, don’t you think, readers of my website?

Also… the last time I checked, it wasn’t just the ‘traveling public’ that was at risk from terrorists who take over planes. Most of the victims were on the ground in buildings, minding their own business.

Lack of Findability

I am doing my part as a patriotic American to share this video. It might be the only way you find it.

It was posted on Friday, November 19th by TSA HQ Public Affairs, and as of Tuesday morning was showing 26,000 views. It’s filed in the “Travel and Events” category, and there is not a single tag.

It was posted on the world’s second-largest search engine, and had no tags, and no description. Personally, I would have looked for “TSA” or “backscatter” or “pat down” or something along that line.

What TSA Did Right

They disabled the comments. Have you ever seen what goes on in a Youtube comment thread?

Wise move.

Overall, I am glad government is “getting it,” and being innovative about how they share information. But video is a funny animal, and when done wrong, does more harm than no video at all.

Related:

Bob LeDrew’s take on TSA’s failure to keep up in other forms of social media.
Rich Becker’s more expansive look at security, liberty, and mixed messages.

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The Zombie’s Brain

In a crisis, what you see is what you get.

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No, I am not making a trite statement about “it is what it is,” or about transparency. What you see is what you comprehend… what you understand… what you internalize.

I’ve been thinking quite a bit lately about the pieces you need for effective crisis communications, and I’ve been thinking even further about how inadequate most organizations are with regard to making the right impressions stick. I can look at your messaging and know what you meant for people to get. But how do you take that next step so the public at large truly feels and knows what you want them to remember? [Read more…]

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A Blind Love for Video

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Sam is a friend of mine from college. He sent me a rant the other day.

I think most news outlets WAAAYYY overvalue their internet video content. For the record: I HATE IT. I never willingly click on a news video. Ever.

I’m looking for information, not some ****-***-slow-to-load or streaming content barfed on me by some D-list talking head du jour. I want to click and read in two seconds, not wait ten or thirty seconds or more for some stupid intro to the actual information (or worse, a 15-30 second ad before the “story”). And I don’t want to disable all of my advertisement/malware blocks to see the stupid video.

Anyway, I’m just bitching because I accidentally clicked through to what I hoped was an article, but was just a stupid ******* video I did not want to wait to load. I’m an old fart, back from when people would actually read things and think through the information, and not just glaze over video content of the quick and easy and meaningless version.

If ever there were a case of the customer being right, this would be it. [Read more…]

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Thinking Social

Do you hear that thunder in the distance?

chainsThat’s the sound of ordinary people unshackling themselves from traditional one-way media. And it’s going to get louder.

If you’re a business that relies on traditional advertising models, now would be a good time to figure out where those people are going with their newfound freedom, and maybe even make a buck or two as you make them happy.

What follows are a couple of ideas I offer to the business world, free of charge, after spending a few minutes thinking Social.

TiVo Judo

One of the great lessons a non-martial artist can learn from martial arts is the concept of using opposing energy in your favor. Judo – the codified sport version of Jujitsu – is all about taking your opponent’s momentum and force and redirecting it. Aikido (a beautiful art made famous as the “bits between Steven Seagal’s awful acting) accomplishes this in simple, circular movements. So how can traditional media benefit from the momentum behind TiVo and DVR?

One of the features I wish I had on my DVR is a bookmark. That way when there are touchdowns or key plays in the game I am watching, I can press a button and have a placeholder. Then I can go back and enjoy them faster.

Share the moments

Of course, Thinking Social means understanding how cool it would be to share those bookmarks with other viewers. The first DVR provider (Comcast, Charter, TiVo, DirecTV) to figure this out will have a huge leg up. We’re not talking about an expensive hardware update to make that happen, either.

But I am thinking even bigger. If the disruption of the DVR is a threat to traditional advertising, then why not redirect it? Yes, it would be problematic to share time-codes from DirecTV with Charter, and TiVo with Brighthouse. So let’s find a common platform: YouTube.

Instead of simply bookmarking the index on my DVR hard drive, give me the option to have that :30 clip of the winning touchdown uploaded to YouTube.

Regaining control

(But wait, Ike… that’s insane! In a popular sporting event, you’d have more than a million people uploading the same clip!)

Well, guess what? They’re doing it anyway. But if DirecTV is smart about it, when you click to bookmark and YouTube the clip they’ll handle it another way:

  1. The clip will be uploaded only once
  2. Instead of being tied to each individual user, it will instead be “Favorited” by your account
  3. The Favoriting will trigger any additional pinging, such as notifications sent to Twitter and Facebook and the new flavor of the day
  4. The clip will have a :10 or :15 ad built into the front of it.

DirecTV will only have to upload it once, and will have instant feedback about what is popular. It can also sell the interstitial ad (which is permanently “stitched” into the clip) and share revenues with the original broadcast provider. So, if it’s the SEC game of the week on CBS, CBS get’s 70% of the cut from those ad views. Or maybe CBS chooses to run a promo for its own programming in that slot.

Then, DirecTV (substitute your DVR provider as needed) gets to place ads around the video, and can even offer discounts and premiums to those who refer the most views. If you happen to come to my YouTube page and watch the video, there will be an icon you can click on to find out more about DirecTV’s super-awesome Social-DVR service (and if you buy through my referral I get a free month of programming, or something.)

Win-Win-Win-Win

There is a huge opportunity here, because they would be making it easy for me to share with the people who probably have compatible likes and dislikes. Content creators aren’t left in the lurch, because someone is paying the bills. YouTube will like it because it can make money on a single upload viewed 10,000 times moreso than 100 uploads watched 100 times. Advertisers will like it because it provides a real-time metric of what people will share, a buzz-worthy meter.

And I will like it because the (funniest happiest scariest) moments in (sports news entertainment) get shared as quickly and easily as possible.

So, DVR makers. Get to cracking.

Idea #2 comes tomorrow.

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SEC Media Policy Explained In Video

From my friend Jamey Tucker at WKRN in Nashville. Follow him on Twitter.

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Group Dynamics

My apologies – this is a social media post, and I am too lazy to write it all out, and I don’t have anywhere else to put this idea, and this is a run-on sentence.

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